memetime! /jams

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MATCHMAKING MEME

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➊ Post as your character (one per thread)
➋ Respond to someone else's thread with the name of another character!
➌ Your character must attempt to "put the moves" on the character given (in the thread of the given character)
❹ ?!?!?!
❺ PROFIT!

Per usual, new characters and so on are allowed! Just remember to put their name/fandom in the subject so that we know what's going on. Oh, and feel free to have your character protest this matchmaking (not that it'll work, but it's funny)

Comments

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

You're not older! Just old enough that people might think it was creepier for you to have an underage girlfriend than it would be for me! That's not even all that big a time difference.

[existwithoutme.livejournal.com]

Whoever told you that was patently immature, and most likely intellectually challenged.

You are far too credulous, child. You shouldn't blindly repeat things you've heard without understanding them.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

I'd have said something else if that was the case.

[burns-things.livejournal.com]

Well, you're...pleasing. Too.

Your appearance.

[noneedforheroic.livejournal.com]

I was wondering if you'd mind coming out for a drink with me.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Your attempts at consoling me are not working out well.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

You're still sexy and in the prime of your life, despite any of that, you know.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

See? Not hard. You could be less stiff about it, but that's what interacting with people is for.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know that! But this...it's DANGEROUS! There are too many young ones here and these ancient laws and I'm a walking timebomb of law-breaking!

[burns-things.livejournal.com]

How about you go back to complimenting me. Or whatever else is involved in this 'put the moves on' thing.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Then... I don't know, hurry up and find a bunch of legal girlfriends to distract you?

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

[ Sliding clooooser. ]

Do you want me to get more specific?

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

My clone is here! But she's a midget! Does that count?!

[revolutionized]

[???]

Is everything okay?

[no-hometown.livejournal.com]

[Alcohol has no effect on Sephiroth, but she's been advised by friends in the past that that's not a sociable thing to point out. Instead, she nods and responds dryly:]

I'm not adverse to the prospect. [She sees no reason to refuse the request.]

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Uh... she's old enough, right? I mean, legally speaking, that's what matters.

[tetrabiblos.livejournal.com]

[[OOC: That would make things tricky, yes ;;]]

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

I don't know how alien clones work!

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

I wonder if there's anyone we can ask... maybe the cats can bring you a scroll with age of consent laws.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

There's an idea!

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

See, it's not all bad.

[burns-things.livejournal.com]

I would guess that's the logical next step.

[ Luckily with her time with Kallen and various others the last time she was here, being physically close is easy to deal with. ]

I have so many things to say

[persical]

[she'll just. completely miss that double meaning--she's no city girl--and raise her eyebrows.]

Just fine, thank you.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

[ How about an arm around her shoulder? ]

If I'm being honest... the most striking thing about your appearance is your eyes. I dunno if gold's normal where you're from, but they're really different to me.

[headedforhope]

Mm? Yes, everything's perfectly fine. [LIES

FUCKING LIES] Ah, I was just wondering if you'd perhaps like to have tea with me sometime.

[so awkward inside rn]