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MATCHMAKING MEME

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➊ Post as your character (one per thread)
➋ Respond to someone else's thread with the name of another character!
➌ Your character must attempt to "put the moves" on the character given (in the thread of the given character)
❹ ?!?!?!
❺ PROFIT!

Per usual, new characters and so on are allowed! Just remember to put their name/fandom in the subject so that we know what's going on. Oh, and feel free to have your character protest this matchmaking (not that it'll work, but it's funny)

Comments

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

They go really well with the dark hair, and your skin... and they fit your personality. I guess fire metaphors are a little redundant, but it's almost like they're molten hot...

[ Good ideas, need good ideas... ]

It fits when you're being dangerous, but I'd say it's more than just that.

[noneedforheroic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, things got a little off the rails from that storm.

[jemerite]

I don't want to flirt...

[dia-f.livejournal.com]

Obviously. I guess it's not weird somebody with no fuckin' face would take a while to figure that out.

[reluctantstop.livejournal.com]

No, you need to know the right magic or have someone let you in. I don't know the first one so it was the second one.

[mnementomori]

Flirt? What's that? I thought this was about meeting people...

[mnementomori]

Well, I never knew what "pretty" meant until someone explained it to me. [she is completely undeterred.]

Do you want to spend some time together?

[no Reno no what have you done]

[jemerite]

[She gives Xion a bemused look.]

You... "put the moves" on someone, when you want to have sex with them.

[She would know, she'd done plenty of that when she was alive. The idea of it makes her a bit queasy now.]

keyworrrrds

[dia-f.livejournal.com]

I am not gonna fuck you.

[no-hometown.livejournal.com]

I meant to say that alcohol and sparring are not generally thought of as a wise combination.

But yes, the storm caused a great deal of damage to my Headquarters. [Though more accustomed to leading than following, Sephiroth can do both, when necessary.]

[no-hometown.livejournal.com]

Kadaj, I believe you are willfully misinterpreting the purpose of this exercise.

Not that I approve of this exercise, so I would not chastise you for that. However, I have no objections to a human partner.

[no-hometown.livejournal.com]

I think you might enjoy having more people with whom you can socialize, Kadaj. Perhaps Xion would be a suitable companion for you. [She seems understanding, and she can defend herself.]

Good for Reno, probably bad for Xion

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

Yeah, exactly. You saw through her too, right? We've gotta team up to help her out, cause that's what friends do. [It's hard for her not to laugh derisively as she says this.]

Only--don't tell her I said anything about it. Don't want to embarrass her, y'know?

[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

What's wrong? I was only teasing. [Reno just wants to bite your kitty ears, Claire. So she does, flattened or not. She laughs, her voice low.] Don't you like it?

[noneedforheroic.livejournal.com]

Guess that depends who you're sparring with.

[existwithoutme.livejournal.com]

[Kuja and her big words cannot be parted!]

You're doing yourself no service, and in future, you should be more careful.

[She sighs. Is she really going to be obligated to do this? Difficult child.] What does this woman look like?

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Still easier than how most people get there.

...then again, I guess dying isn't all that hard strictly speaking.

[reluctantstop.livejournal.com]

Really? Have you died before?

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Nothing like that. I've just... seen the results of suicide before.

[reluctantstop.livejournal.com]

Oh....nasty stuff, that is.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Nothing I ever like running into.

Buuut that's way too depressing when I'm supposed to be trying to flirt.

[reluctantstop.livejournal.com]

Were you trying to do that?

lmfaooo

[mnementomori]

[there's a short silence.]

What?

[mnementomori]

You're her friend, too? Okay.

[mnementomori]

[she almost says "I see", but she doesn't, really.]

What's sex? Is it like ice cream?