queenofwhat | test drive meme iv.

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test drive meme iv.

Let's see if this is a better time for it!

test drive meme!

Here's how it works!

➊ wanna play a character but don't have the time? or maybe you just want to test them out?
➋ well go for it! post them here like they're already in the game (text, voice, video or action), and have them talk to characters already in the big gay Garden! Be sure to put their name and fandom in the subject line, for those of us who don't know it.
➌ then app them because you know you want to. 8|

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I wouldn't know, but "he" seems to have an exquisite taste, no?

[she turns a little too quickly, staring at the mirror. A communication system, or a talking mirror? Either way, someone must have tampered with her coding, again. Her lip curls as she tries to push her fury back, her expression turning icy.]

Exquisite? It's disgusting.

No, no, that's not the right word. You're thinking of delicious.

[The horned woman licked her lips demonstratively, then looked back into the mirror.]

So many cute maidens all in one place. Why, you yourself look rather pretty, if I may say so.

[her expression becomes even more disdainful, if possible.]

So he has those kinds of fantasies, does he? Why am I not surprised.

I'm very sorry, but I must correct you, although it pains me to go against the word of a tasty maiden such as you: It's a she, not a he. She seems to lack a particular fondness for men.

[tasty draws a sneer from her, though it vanishes quickly.]

So this mod was created by a woman? [she still thinks she's in virtual reality like back at the school...but no men? That was an improvement in her eyes.] I can't say I blame her.

I wouldn't call it a mod per se. [Akkiko wasn't really sure what a mod was, afzer all] More like an entire world.

I can't blame her either. So many beautiful females in one place: It makes the heart beat faster, doesn't it?

[she has to stop herself from rolling her eyes, and fiddles with one of her pigtails, adopting a bored expression.]

So are you an AI, or is that an elaborate costume? This is completely over the top.

Oh, no, I'm no Eh-Eye. I'm an oni, although I would understand if you were ignorant of my kind, we're not very well known and most think we're just a myth.

An oni. Charming. [she doesn't believe it for a minute.] Very well then, I'll play along. Who is the "creator" of this place?

The queen. She's not as cute as you are, though, and she seems pretty childish to me, sadly.

A queen, really? Does she have a name?

[still unimpressed. Then again, nothing really impresses her. She plucks at one of the leaves of the Vine.]

This is all so tasteless.

She probably does, but she hasn't revealed it. She might think it's dangerous, who knows?

Oh, I don't think it's tasteless at all. There's a charm to it - like a romantic fairy tale. You didn't like fairy tales, I gather? Such a shame, I'd have liked reading you fairy tales at night.

Or she's just uncreative.

[at the mention of fairy tales, though, her eyes take on an odd light. They're a pale brown that's practically gold, right at the edge of what's unnatural for a human.]

There's only room for one fairy tale to come true. The knight saves the princess and cuts the evil king down.

[Akkiko, who was rather perceptive for someone like her, spotted the eyes]

My, the mention of fairy tales even makes your eyes sparkle! Though I must say there are quite a number of ways the fairy tale can end instead. For example, the princess and the evil ruler could team up and lead the silly knight astray~

Don't be ridiculous. [she actually snaps this, her voice hard.] The knight belongs to the princess. He is her justice. Why would the princess want to side with evil?

Oh, but wouldn't an oni such as I be called evil? [She pointed at her horns]

Who is the princess's justice depends on her alone. Why, several princesses I've talked to in history changed their minds, to that her samurai was a lesser choice, and that siding with evil - that is, me - was a much better and enjoyable decision.

Was that a proposition? [she forces herself to sound bored.] As long as the knight belongs to her, the princess doesn't care who calls her evil. But she'll keep him by her side through her own power, not anyone else's.

You seem to think yourself above a knight who selflessly protects his princess.

What if it was, would you say yes? Are you playing hard to get, by any chance? As for princesses... what if she doesn't want the knight? She doesn't have to keep him at her side. Many a princess did not!

And yes, indeed, I think many to be above a knight. Why, all a knight has to offer is denying his self, while I can offer more. Like poetry, song, or dance. And protecting the princess too, simply by carrying her out of danger. No need for me to be selfless about it.

I'm not interested in these games. The knight will be mine. You tell that to your master, your creator...whoever thought this farce would change the outcome of our deal.

Oh, but I don't have a master other than myself. If you really want a knight that much, just try to make them yours. Simple.

And if they don't want to, there's always other knights around.

She's the only knight I want. She is mine.

[she's convinced El is watching this, laughing at her...it's enough to make her sick.]

Didn't you say he earlier? Of course, that would be more difficult, there's probably not as many female knights around.

Maybe I should try to seduce her, to warm her up to the idea~

[Thankfully, Akkiko had not even the foggiest idea who this El was - to be honest, him watching her would creep her out too, ~~if my google fu found the proper El~~]

Do I really have to spell everything out for you? The knight in the Paradise Story was male. Mine isn't-- [which is better, in her opinion]

[her voice drips with contempt.]

Anyway, she's too stupid to fall for something like that.

[if he looks like this (http://www.anime-planet.com/images/characters/el_shitsurakuen_10663.jpg), then yes.]

Oh, I see. Well, it doesn't look like she's yours just yet.

As for your knight being stupid, I can be very convincing indeed.

test drive meme iv.

Re: Aoi Tsuki | Shitsurakuen

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I am so sorry

no worries XD

Phew xD;

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Shitsurakuen had AIs o.o; The manga is odder than I thought!

it looks like magic but it's all a very advanced 3D computer simulation that tsuki herself wrote 8D

Ooh, I see! So all the characters are AIs?

nope, the characters are real people but the weapons and stuff are computer generated.

OOh, I see.

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i can html

That was the one indeed. Sounds like a total creeper

haha I'm sorry did I mention she's kind of a crazy yandere bitch

I DID notice she seemed a bit...focused. The yandere fits that I guess ^^

it doesn't show until the later chapters but yeah she's pretty nuts

At least she's not as pervy as this character here turned out to be ^^;

she's actually bizarrely chaste for a yandere. and a harem manga character.