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MATCHMAKING MEME

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➊ Post as your character (one per thread)
➋ Respond to someone else's thread with the name of another character!
➌ Your character must attempt to "put the moves" on the character given (in the thread of the given character)
❹ ?!?!?!
❺ PROFIT!

Per usual, new characters and so on are allowed! Just remember to put their name/fandom in the subject so that we know what's going on. Oh, and feel free to have your character protest this matchmaking (not that it'll work, but it's funny)

Comments

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Azula?

Seriously?

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Hey, hey! I know you checked her out the first time she was around. I'd have her go for you, but that'd be muncest!

...Same with me going for her.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Yeah, maybe until she opened her mouth for the first time.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

That's just her fiery personality. It's shocking! It's fun.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Come on, she's a pain in the ass.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

May be true, but those sorts are fun in their own way...

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

I'd rather just not deal with it most of the time.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

You are going to hit that and you're going to enjoy it, missy!

Hit on.

Hit on that.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Hit on.

The other one would be illegal.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Not in the future!

...I'm not even sure how it works here, anywho.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Well, the back section of the library doesn't let anyone under eighteen in...

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

...Wow, I need to be careful...

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

That'd be a... really embarrassing thing to get in trouble for.

You're older than me too.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

I'M WHAT?!

I...I'm used to being the young, sexy girl! I'm...old here. I...I'm old. I can't look at someone without it being illegal!

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

You're not older! Just old enough that people might think it was creepier for you to have an underage girlfriend than it would be for me! That's not even all that big a time difference.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Your attempts at consoling me are not working out well.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

You're still sexy and in the prime of your life, despite any of that, you know.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know that! But this...it's DANGEROUS! There are too many young ones here and these ancient laws and I'm a walking timebomb of law-breaking!

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Then... I don't know, hurry up and find a bunch of legal girlfriends to distract you?

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

My clone is here! But she's a midget! Does that count?!

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Uh... she's old enough, right? I mean, legally speaking, that's what matters.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

I don't know how alien clones work!

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

I wonder if there's anyone we can ask... maybe the cats can bring you a scroll with age of consent laws.

[excellinnuendo.livejournal.com]

There's an idea!

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

See, it's not all bad.