memetime! /jams

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MATCHMAKING MEME

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➊ Post as your character (one per thread)
➋ Respond to someone else's thread with the name of another character!
➌ Your character must attempt to "put the moves" on the character given (in the thread of the given character)
❹ ?!?!?!
❺ PROFIT!

Per usual, new characters and so on are allowed! Just remember to put their name/fandom in the subject so that we know what's going on. Oh, and feel free to have your character protest this matchmaking (not that it'll work, but it's funny)

Comments

this is Reno's fault

[mnementomori]

[there is now a tiny dollface staring up at you.]

You're pretty, Dot.

[dia-f.livejournal.com]

Obviously. I guess it's not weird somebody with no fuckin' face would take a while to figure that out.

[mnementomori]

Well, I never knew what "pretty" meant until someone explained it to me. [she is completely undeterred.]

Do you want to spend some time together?

[no Reno no what have you done]

keyworrrrds

[dia-f.livejournal.com]

I am not gonna fuck you.

lmfaooo

[mnementomori]

[there's a short silence.]

What?

[dia-f.livejournal.com]

Seriously, never. Do you even have a mouth?

[mnementomori]

I do too have one! I wouldn't be able to talk otherwise...

[then again she's never actually "seen" herself as anything other than the girl with black hair, so she wouldn't know.]

But what does that mean?

[dia-f.livejournal.com]

What does what mean?

[mnementomori]

That word you always use. Um, "fuck".

[look what you've done, Dot! ]

[dia-f.livejournal.com]

...fucking is fucking. What a stupid question.

[mnementomori]

But I don't know what it is.

[dia-f.livejournal.com]

You are so retarded.

[mnementomori]

I don't know what that means, either...

[dia-f.livejournal.com]

Dumb. You're really, really dumb.

[mnementomori]

I'm trying to learn more...!