two years old!

[rosestolilies]

In celebration of Queen of Heart's 2nd birthday, let's have a

test drive meme!

Here's how it works!

➊ wanna play a character but don't have the time? or maybe you just want to test them out?
➋ well go for it! post them here like they're already in the game (text, voice, video or action), and have them talk to characters already in the big gay Garden! Be sure to put their name and fandom in the subject line, for those of us who don't know it.
➌ then app them because you know you want to. 8|

Comments

Lydia Martin | Teen Wolf

[downplays]

[ Suddenly there's a large table with seats all around, decorated with cakes, tea, and other treats. Some might be perfectly normal, some might not. There's balloons floating around, some saying It's a girl! and Happy two years! and Just kiss already!

Lydia is seated in one of the chairs, a party hat on her head, not quite of her own volition. ]

So. I'm guessing it's a birthday party?

Kohran Li | Sakura Taisen/Sakura Wars

[koubu_mama]

[ Not that Kohran's oblivious to the hustle and bustle of the occasion, but she's testing out an egg-shaped robot with legs and with spoons for arms -- what better time to test her new invention after all? With a plate in hand, she gives the little robot commands as it waddles along the buffet table -- ]

Ms Muffetegg, two lemon tarts please!

[ The little robot follows heading towards the pastry display, though it's not quite adept at avoiding obstacles just yet! It might have just stepped on that quiche/roll/skewer you were reaching for! ]

[blackstarsenal]

[ This young lady doesn't quite know what to do with herself as she avoids a balloon that was about to hit her face -- one that says, "Get well soon!". ]

I think a lot of people are celebrating several things at the same time. It's a little confusing isn't it?

[strawberry_science]

[ Well she's not eating it anymore! Yumemi pinches the little robot's head with her hands to hold it in place. ] You...

[koubu_mama]

[ Ms Muffetegg sort of pushes against the hold for a bit -- she's got a mission to carry out! -- until it stops and moves its spoon-arms to and fro, as if slowly flailing. Her owner's quick to fluster and get to the inconvenienced lady though! ]

Aa-- hah, I'm sorry! I'm still running tests on Ms Muffetegg, you see! She's still not that good in avoiding solid objects.

Sephiroth | Final Fantasy VII

[nohometown]

[This place--incredibly, she remembers it. The ruins, the trees, the buildings, the flowers. As the tall, silver-haired woman walks down the sometimes shifting paths, alert to every sight and sound, she finds more and more memories returning to her: faces, voices, events. The Garden. The Queen.

It all seems so real. It is real, but her logical mind continues to war with what she sees before her, because it's all so improbable.]

Impossible. It was a dream.

[strawberry_science]

I can see that. [ The woman picks up the robot and turns it this way and that. ] I'd say that machines have no place on the table, but then I'd rather have them doing the cooking. [ She cannot be bothered to do it herself. ]

Rin Tohsaka | Fate/stay Night

[bejewels]

[ TODAY IS ANOTHER SAGA OF 'RIN DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO WORK THE VINE'

Congratulations, you get a lovely view of Tohsaka-grade zettai ryouiki before the picture itself just flips over. And then becomes monochrome.

Is it possible to fuck up a piece of garden-technology this much? Probably not. It's most likely the Vine is actually screwing with her to make her angry. ]

G...uh...

Ange Ushiromiya | Umineko no Naku Koro ni

[deadlined]

[ You know what would be interesting? A bunch of birds and rabbits frolicking over a completely deadpan girl who's really more interested in trying to read a book she seems to have picked out from the library. AN INTERESTING SIGHT, REALLY. If you look closely, she does appear mildly irritated, though... ]

Seiko Shinohara | Corpse Party | BIG GAY GARDEN YOU SAY

[nohardfeelings]

[ Suddenly a pair of arms spring forth from behind you, and pull you into a big, giant hug. Oh no, who could possibly be behind -

Oh it's just Seiko. ]

Grell Sutcliffe | Kuroshitsuji

[erythristic]

[Simply glorious to be back. Taking tea and sweets in the beauty of the Gardens, surrounded by flowers she loved...she sighed happily, dramatically, as she always did.]

I could kiss anyone right now.

[tosaveyou]

Rin? Is that you? Are you all right?

[Instead of assuming this is more malfunctioning madness, Aunt Kariya is concerned once again.]

Hey

[sanguinist]

[ Well, someone is enjoying herself. ]

Careful now, someone might overhear you and take advantage of your words.

[ Kidding, with all this red, people are bound to look. It's like a blot of blood in freshly fallen snow -- perhaps just as dangerous. ]

my heart stopped at this tag

[erythristic]

Is it taking advantage when I so freely offer? It can't be awful to be kissed by a beautiful girl, even one I haven't met.

[Absolutely nothing could get her down right now. Do you know how much the Gardens are her paradise you don't]

Epsilon | Urasawa's Pluto

[glowingly]

[There's a robot in the Gardens, standing among the flowers, smiling. When she senses someone's approach, she turns at once, her smile brightening, along with the faint glow of her hair.]

Good afternoon. It's a beautiful day, isn't it?

Xion | Kingdom Hearts

[mnementomori]

[she's pulled her cloak on hastily over her new white dress, trembling a little. She doesn't know how long it was, all she remembers is darkness. But she's safe now.]

[in fact, it's almost a relief. Her greatest fear, and it's over and done with. The Queen took her back. It didn't last forever.]

[things are a little different now, so she searches out the Clock Tower first, knowing her way home from there. She walks quickly, but stumbles every now and then, still a bit wobbly on her feet. But there's someone she needs to see.]

[loosethedogs]

Having trouble?

[Rin, how is it even possible for you to be this terrible? Misaya sounds amused, but that's nothing terribly out of the ordinary, and especially not when she's watching someone fuck up hilariously.]

[solona]

[The Warden doesn't seem to be too perturbed by suddenly finding herself in a new place. She takes it in stride, meandering through the various paths and delighting over the different flowers. This place is so much more vibrant than Ferelden's general brown tint.

But suddenly crossing paths with a tall, androgynous, silver-haired woman is a bit much even for Solona. She eyes the other woman cautiously, though the expression on her face is pleasant enough.]

Hello! You wouldn't happen to know where we are, would you?

Claire Bennett | Tales of Rebirth

[persical]

[there's a girl in a red dress, looking around curiously. She doesn't seem frightened, or upset--in fact, she's perfectly calm, leaning over a strand of the Vine and patting it as if they're old friends. Then she moves on, looking for a familiar building--but when she finds the right clearing, it's not there. The apartments Gabrielle built are gone.]

[she puts her hands on her hips for a moment, frowning.]

Now, that's strange. Just how long was I gone?

good very good

[sanguinist]

Beautiful doesn't equal safe, Grell. [ And then where would Ann be? Without a servant, obviously. Then again, you'd know all about that 'beautiful but deadly', wouldn't you? So would Ann. ]

That reminds me, why don't you go and get us some tea? [ beautiful but dangerous GET IT BECAUSE YOU'RE A TERRIBLE SERVANT

But then that implies Ann specifically wants Grell's tea, doesn't it... ]

Misaya Reiroukan (Fate/Prototype)

[loosethedogs]

[Misaya hates cats. The rabbits are aggravating and she wouldn't hesitate to make them into dog food if she had anything to feed them to. And snakes for doctors? Ugh. What a ridiculous, pointlessly twee place this is.]

[But more than she dislikes the animals here, she misses her cute (horrible) familiars. The closest she can come to seeing her hounds is visiting the dogs in the Pagoda, so when she thinks no one is looking, she visits. Seated on the front steps, she rubs one of the chows behind its ears.]

Josephine "Jo" Shimamura / 009 ::: Cyborg 009

[leadstheteam]

[WELP this may not be the most dangerous situation she's ever been in, but man, it might just take the cake for being the weirdest one. Time travel? Whatever. Aliens? Been there, done that.]

[A different dimension, where everyone lives in a garden and makes things out of dirt? That's a new one.]

[But hey, it's pretty here, and it sure is a nice change from things trying to kill her all the time. Jo will be in the Viridian Pavilion if anyone needs her, enjoying the scenery.]

Tsukasa Aoi [GenderSwapped Devil survivor Protag] | Devil Survivor

[queen_of_bel]

[It had bee a long time since Tsukasa had been in the Garden, just being here brought back memories both happy and incredibly sad. It was a world far removed from her own that she honestly had wished to never see again.

Walking a tree-lined path, the newly-minted Queen of Bel sighs wistfully at the mid-day sun rising overhead. On her shoulder rests her mischievous fairy.]

XION BB. ;3;

[namedforthesky]

[And that person? Is baking today, in an attempt to work out stress and seem happy. But she isn't. She's been a complete mess, not that she'd admit it to anyone. So when the door opens, she sighs and turns.]

If you want some bread, you're gonna have to--

[...But it's not anyone she was expecting. It's Xion. And in seconds, Sora is leaving her baking behind and running to pretty much cling to Xion.]

Haruko Haruhara | FLCL |

[takes_an_idiot]

[A girl with bright pink hair stares into the vine with a silly look on her face. For a few seconds she fiddles with it until it is just far enough from her to take in her entire face.]

Ok... I think I got this. This is a garden fulla magic lesbians and ruled by some lady who wants us all to make out with each other because....Reasons.

Am I right? Cuz if so, this sucks.