test drive meme vi.

[revolutionized]

Time for another one of these, right in time for ATP tonight!

test drive meme!

Here's how it works!

➊ wanna play a character but don't have the time? or maybe you just want to test them out?
➋ well go for it! post them here like they're already in the game (text, voice, video or action), and have them talk to characters already in the big gay Garden! Be sure to put their name and fandom in the subject line, for those of us who don't know it.
➌ then app them because you know you want to. 8|

Happy hunting on the ATP, bros and sisbros.

Comments

Vriska Serket, Homestuck

[8r8kspider]

Booooooooring...

[ fluttering around the gardens, trailing faerie dust~ man, who's the douchebag that this dreambubble belongs to anyway? sunshine and flowers and happy animals?? bluh! ]

[tyriannicull]

[ What the Hell is that? Is that a flying street cone? What kind of moron wears a bright orange pajam--

Oh.

She sees those horns. A Troll.

It looks like another one of Her Imperial Majesty's beloved citizens has arrived. ]

Just what do we have HEEERE?

[8r8kspider]

[ can it, this godhoodie is the height of fashion okay! Vriska whirls around at the voice... huh, an adult. not only that, but royalty. she eyes the Condesce warily, crossing her arms. ]

Who wants to know?

[tyriannicull]

[ Hmm. So not all wrigglers have become invertebrates during her time away from Alternia. ]

You first.

[8r8kspider]

Woooooooow, that's not a lamesauce way to dodge the question at all. I'm just a passerby Thief. If you want a name or something, then... sorry, you're shit out of luck!

[tyriannicull]

Is that so? What a cute attempt at being imposing. Cerulean bloods always do have a tendency to overcompensate.

[8r8kspider]

Hate to break it to you, but I don't really care about castes. Not like blood matters now, anyway! You're going to have to get used to less ass-kissing.

[tyriannicull]

Is that so? PREEECIOUS! I may actually be capable of tolerating you.

Although I will go on record stating the unequaled nature of my backside, so you may want to reconsider.

[8r8kspider]

Uh, cool I guess. Or at least it would be if I actually gave a shit. Whoops.

And no offense, but I think I'll pass!

[tyriannicull]

What an inappropriate way to speak to your empress.

I will have to beat some sense of authority into Feferi. In the most literal fashion.

[8r8kspider]

[ she'd suspected as much, but she still shrugs at the reveal. she's already deeeeeeeead, after all. ]

Pretty far away from your empire, aren't you? Also, she buys into the whole blood equality thing waaaaaaaay too much for that. Don't even bother!

[tyriannicull]

HEE HEE HEE! My empire is wherever I am. That wriggler will learn to...LEEEARN, eventually. I am very convincing.

[8r8kspider]

Reeeeeeeeally? I wouldn't know about that. You're talking to a master of manipulation here!

[tyriannicull]

Wriggler, you are fathoms from me. How can you compete with over a thousand sweeps of rule?

But, I am interested. I may not write you off immediately.

[8r8kspider]

A thousand years, huh? I don't know, sounds like you miiiiiiiight be getting a little senile by now, especially if you haven't heard that your empire's pretty much been wiped out! Along with the whole universe it was based in. Sucks to be you!

Speaking of universes, I bet you haven't created and manipulated one into destroying itself, riiiiiiiight? Guess who has~?

[cascademermaid]

[Huh, someone that's flying arou - OH NO WHY ahhhh she has the Condesce to deal with already, why did you show back up?! Flails around and then points at that flying awful bug girl.]

You! Why did you have to come back?!

[8r8kspider]

[ ... a human? well sure okay. she swoops down, genuinely confused at being recognized. ]

What do you mean, come back????????

[cascademermaid]

Come back here, of course! [grabbing at her own head in despair.] Ugh, what am I even doing?! You probably don't even remember any of it!

Ah, first the Condesce and now you're here... my life is miserable!

[8r8kspider]

... Suuuuuuuure, of course I don't remember this place I've never seen before and a weird human I've never met before. Biiiiiiiig surprise. Why don't you make yourself helpful and fill me in instead of whining like a grub to the cull?

[cascademermaid]

Excuse me if I'm having a completely justified reaction to you being here.

[Face in hand. Face in hand.]

Urghh, I'd help you if you just- Try and lay off on the insults, okay? I know you, Mindfang.